If 99% of us were Olympic commentators

The real beauty of being an Olympic veteran is that you will forever have a job as a commentator, medal winner or not, seeing that in many an event, you are one of the few people who have any clue what’s really going on.
The rest of us may wave our flags and chant like mad, but at the end of the day, most of us would sound like this guy if someone handed us the mic.
Some NSFW language, but the accent may save you.